End of a Teenage Dream – The Porno

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Farrah’s book, My Teenage Dream Ended, ends rather prematurely. After she finished the book, she got her boob job, continued trying to stay into magazines, got a DUI, and eventually made a porn movie with a professional porn star. She tried to say that she recorded it for her own personal consumption, but the video was somehow “leaked”. Then, of course, she wanted money. Naturally. Has Kim Kardashian taught us nothing? But there were some problems with her story. Mainly that no one agreed with it. Many saw it as an example of the young mother’s immaturity and tendency to act without thinking.

However, the idea that Abraham is immature and entitled is nothing new. Her interview with Dr. Phil went hilariously awry when he called her out on her DUI charge, her porn video, and her general lifestyle. She tries to defend her first porno by claiming that she wanted to make a private tape of herself having sex, something that in her book she claims should be only between two people in love. However, her story fell apart when her co-star, James Deen, revealed that the tape had been a commercial venture from the start, which was intended to be “leaked” and she would get several million dollars for the rights.

Abraham continued to deny that the sex tape was ever meant to see the light of day, stating that she wanted something to commemorate her “glory days” of when she had a nice body. Instead of fessing up to making the porno, she attacked James Deen and even claimed that he had a small penis, even though that is demonstrably untrue. In the Dr. Phil interview she even states that she doesn’t see her film as a porn movie. It’s just a private thing for her to enjoy. Dr. Phil prophetically says that when the video comes out, she’s going to look “stupid”.

And here’s some clips of her video! Notice how her cries of “Respect me as a woman!” and “I’m doing this to satisfy my need to feel special!” get garbled into “Fuck that pussy!” and “I love your cock!”. If anyone thinks that this movie is anything other than a porno, please let me know what it is. Seriously.

Of course, the book and album were out before the porn movie. It seems like after trying to keep herself in the public eye by making commercial ventures, including a pasta sauce, failed to garner her the attention she feels she deserves, she went with a pretty girl’s old standby. Porn. And why not? She’s been told her entire life that she’s beautiful. She’s an attractive girl and after you start slipping from the public eye, you have to do something to keep the tabloids interested. So why not pretend to have a porno accidental leak and get to claim that no one was ever supposed to see it while pocketing 1.5 million dollars for it?

If she just wanted to be a porn star and get to watch her “awesome body” having sex with someone, then just do it professionally, make it public and take your millions. Don’t try to manipulate and backtrack and even pretend that what you did is somehow not porn. Lying about her motivations and pretending to have been dating James Deen in order to get herself back in magazines is just the kind of desperate, pandering that she’s trying to claim that she’s not doing.

But what did we really expect from Abraham and her Teen Mom co-stars? Abraham was a normal, self-obsessed cheerleader who ended up pregnant and wasn’t allowed to abort. She was then flung into the public eye and scrambled to hold onto the fame that she had longed for, even when it was proving detrimental to herself and her family. For all of her flaws, she is in some ways the victim of this story. Fame is a cruel thing and after releasing a porno where she does anal and squirts, how can she top that in outrageousness?