It’s rather common that I get contacted by people in other parts of the world. Since I talk to everyone, I often have interesting discussions with men from other cultures and countries. However, when Sharyna took over, the Men of OKC were not ready for someone that not only didn’t have time for their bullshit but also knows at least 6 languages. A Frenchman named Bello (technically, “bellllllo,” but who has time for all those ls?) decided to message me during Sharyna’s Takeover. Witness the carnage below.So he thinks I’m blonde. That’s not a good start. My hair is so dark brown it’s almost black. But Sharyna speaks and writes in French, so watch out, Bello. She’s got something to say. In your native tongue. It should be obvious by now that I don’t speak or write French. So for extra special mega amusement, I’m going to run everything that takes place in French in this conversation through a free online translator. Enjoy!Sharyna: Want to lie down slaughterhouse?
I’m assuming that “slaughterhouse” is some kind of pet name for the French. I mean, it’s cute… Right?
Sharyna tells me that she was just making a weird rhyme with the famous line from “Lady Marmalade,” but whenever someone mentions that song, I just start thinking about how underrated All Saints was, so I’m just going to go with my interpretation instead for this one.
Prk thou art Boucher !!?
If thou art Boucher ok j agreed to
sleep with thee
Haha i takes the risk
how wilt thou sleep with me from France?
i love your legs ; Hmm.
Akors my sexy is a l listening
thou me lack
Eh from – oooh
:((( and :((( and :((( and
i do not sleep for that thou speakest
and more, how is it that thou hast thirty years without learning your colors?
Do you think really that a blond girl can has the brown hair?
Sharyna breaks the French all the time. Right over her knee. I’ve seen her do it.
Anyway, I have no idea what he means by saying that I have blonde skin. That makes even less sense than him saying that I have blonde hair. But at this point, that’s the least of anyone’s worries. He also admits that he thought Sharyna ignored him, probably all from her not answering him fast enough. Because it’s not like any woman on OKC has a life or something. All she does is sit alone in her kitchen all day and night and refresh her account waiting to hear back from strange men on other continents. I mean, she could make someone angry for not responding to him within two milliseconds! The horror!Sharyna: Yes, and your English is disgusting, that is why I am talking about the french broken
If i have to read thy english horrible, thou must read my french
The skin of a person may not be blond, Beast
but t serious thee
my english and bcp.better of tin french
then spoke english
Tin French? What the fuck is Tin French? Sharyna: Pffffffffffff HAHAHAHA!This is not true, not at all. But I can see that thou canst not speak well any language, it is wholly embraced why thou wilt that i spoke english
Bello: HAHAHAHA!n imported koi
Ya know, it’s not rare that I find a man on OKC that can’t write coherently in his native language. But this is the first time I was contacted by one that spoke TWO languages terribly and tried negging me about it to boot. I mean, I don’t speak French, but I’m pretty sure “n” and “t” aren’t French words any more than “ur” is an English word. Also, imported koi sound awesome. They are so pretty in ponds.
Sharyna: And why do you want that i spoke english, in any case? For that I can call thee “idiot” in another language?
Bello: Listening me stopped to say n imported koi the thou hast exceed t limits
then a.little respect ok
Someone call a burn unit in France. Bello is going to need some immediate attention.It always mystifies me when men suddenly turn around and call me ugly after I either don’t want to date them or fuck them. He’s already said that he likes my skin, my hair, and my legs. Suddenly, I’m fat? A few messages ago, you wanted to fuck me, dude. Sharyna: Hahaha, it is thou who has spoken to me, this is not my fault if you don’t know how to talk to an intelligent person.
Bello: Tu es n.imported koi thee
and n.imported kb
Sharyna: Thou art in France and i am in America, what is this thou was hoping?
Bello: J t well.loved but the thou treats me well and is not thou my disappointed
Sharyna: Mourns more fort my child, I am in fact sheet of thee
It is not surprising why you cannot seek a woman french
I mourn for forts, too. I loved playing in them as a kid. And yeah, if Bello had any ability to talk to a woman, he probably wouldn’t be hitting up “blondes” on another continent.
This just goes to show you, kids. You never know who you’re talking to when you get on OKC. Sometimes “blonde” American women can turn out to be badass language experts that can trash you in your native tongue.
So, until next time, strap yourselves in and take some anti-nausea meds. This isn’t a rollercoaster. This is the Men of OKC.
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